Amanda Baby - Porno first-timer!

Now that Gustav has spread the word that I'm a bit of a celebrity in this part of the World, girls are coming out of the woodwork, wanting to star in one of my scenes. So we have been "Audition/ scenes" This week, we have the petit, Amanda Baby, not her real name as you can imagine! Anyway, Amanda arrived in Gustav's limo which is actually a stretched Trabant, painted all gold, with Elk fur covered upholstery. The vehicle is driven by a pair of supercharged Trabant 2 stroke engines. To be honest Gustav's limo is a mobile environmental menace, billowing huge plumes of smoke wherever he goes! God knows who he bribes to keep it on the road! Anyway, back to Amanda, who I thought did quite a good job for her first porn scene and it was particularly sexy with Lara filming the scene, semi secretly. It made it look all very furtive and sexy and...

Sonia - Cute little English blonde slut

Sonia. Oh Rapture! bliss! at last another one of those beautiful, cute little English blondes, that only we produce. Gloat over her pics and I will say no more.

Peaches - Black British girl from an alleyway

Found "Peaches" lurking about a dark alleyway and thought "Hey she looks fun!".She'd just done a gang bang at a car factory. Watch out next week when her cute,little blonde friend arrives for some lesbian-love action.

Sophie - Blonde beauty spoils my cock

Here was my big chance to be a porno stud.I was offered the princely sum of $20, so I gave the producer a discount, after all she is a babe! Ok, so I havn't got a pony tail and bicycle shorts, but I think I did OK.

Alyssa - Trawling the strewn streets of London

Alyssa emigrated from South Africa to London, she was fed up with the sun and sea and sought instead, a life of trawling the rubbish strewn streets of London, in search of dirty sex with dirty old men (like me). I loved the way she presented her arse hole to me and demands penetration!

Leah - Tasty birds at bus stops part 2

Well I told you picking up tasty birds at bus stops is a dodgy game. We'd just started on the sexy threesome fun and Leah, went all wierd, "I don't suck dicks", and "What, put your finger in my pussy? I don't do that kind of thing". I mean give me a break! Anyway always the gentleman, I bundled up her clothes and dumped her back at the bus-stop, Jamie was still playing with herself on the bed and rampant for some fun. So when I got back I ravaged her. So what with being attacked by a transvestite and being rejected by a Welsh bird, I had to come up with a cunning plan for picking up tasty birds at bus-stops, so in my laboratory I created my masterpiece, "Jim Slip's Furry Animal Challenge" which you will see in action next week!