Loz - 500 pound bum-fun challenge

This babe is so wonderful I decided to split her into 2 parts! I met the lovely Loz at my favourite bus-stop which seems to have an endless supply of beautiful young women waiting at it. What you didn't see of course was me being beaten with an umbrella, by a toothless hag in a Hijab when I suggested one of my, "Bum-Fun Challenges" After all, you know my slogan, "Anything with a pulse!" Anyway, Loz accepted my challenge with gusto and since she was a media Studies student at university, I assured her that the exerience would be a welcome addition in any forthcoming video-producing projects. After all, she'd learn about Hi-Def cameras, lighting and errrm bum-fun. Naturally, being a young randy student she couldn't wait to get stuffed with dick, so I kitted her out in a cute, but still slutty outfit and gave her a hard pounding and a s...

Amber - Quiet English country towns

It is not uncommon for the odd girl here and there to dabble in the murky world of porn, earn a little money and then return to their normal lives. One such girl was the lovely Amber, who having performed with me, returned to her village and was greeted by a baying mob holding flaming torches and chanting, "Die porno bitch, die!" Such is life in quiet English country towns, dens of hypocracy and bigotry. Anyway, I discovered that Amber had moved to a new village and was now holding down a job as a travel agent. So what better time for me to perform my, "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!" challenge on her, I suppose I could have called it my "Tora!, Tora!,Tora!", challenge, kind of sounds better, don't you think? She was certainly shocked to see me and nearly choked on her sandwich, she still had a trace of sluttishness left in her as ...

Lara Latex - The pimp from hell part 2

Well sure enough, just as Robyn has satisfied her wanton, lesbian lust on the hapless Lara, she sends for her "Business associate" Dave. A hulking great thug, who burst into the room, threatening yours truly, until Robyn reassures him that I'm "Kosher". Anyway, what a double act of sleazebags, Robyn and Dave's banter was hilarious, especially when he complained to Robyn that she'd stuck him with a lady-boy on his last assignment. So now it's Dave's turn to put Lara through her paces with a hard shag, I must admit this was the strangest interview I'd ever attended, I mean you wouldn't see this on the "Apprentice". When it got to, as Robyn so delicately put it, "Dropping anchor in Poo Bay" Lara backed off, so Robyn showed her how, with Dave pounding into her arse hole while Lara helped. Needless to say Lara passed their audition and it's a ...

Gina - Most fuckable round asses

Well everyone I'm back in Budapest for a spell to sample the delights of "The Harem of Gonzalez El Tacos", I mean what can you say about these two Hungarian Honey's, they seem to have the roundest, most fuckable asses on earth. Must be something in the Goulash.

Lara Latex - The pimp from hell

Well me and my big ideas. As it's always difficult to get girls, I hatched a plan for Lara to join an escort agency and meet some new girls that way. Anyway, she phones up "Robyn" who says she'll come over and interview Lara for a job. Well guess who turned up, a lookalike for "Pat" from Eastenders. Within five minutes of arriving she'd made a roll-up from her packet of "Drum Tobacco", which I thought only cons smoked, hitched up her skirt and set on poor Lara in a full frenzied Lesbian attack. This was in the guise of putting lara through her paces, to be honest I found the whole idea of Lara being used, by this bird, quite horny. Anyway, we came to the end of the err, "Interview" when Robyn announces, "That's only arff of it Doll, you're gonna have to shag my business associate Dave, to see if you can take cock". You'll have to wait til...

Katie - The market researcher

Well these young women of today, they're so forward and brash. I'd just started to do my opening presentation, out in a local shopping centre, when I was approached by one of those annoying people doing "Market research". Well I so busy trying to escape that it took Lara to point out that the interviewer was in fact a "TASTY BIRD" and worth trying to entice into my "£500 web of sleaze and debauchery". So I did my usual furtive, overview, to the lovely Katie and lo and behold, she announced she was up for some lunch-time fun. She pointed out she was only getting £3.00 an hour to be insulted and abused in the street, so it seemed a bargain to be paid £500, to be insulted and abused in a luxury flat...........by me! Well thanks alot Katie!!