Emma - Lurking around bus-stops

Well you could have blown me down with a feather! I'm doing my usual lurking around bus-stops when I spot a tasty bird, just ripe for my £500 challenge. Well, I get chatting to her and realise I already know her. The lovely Emma had been on what she called a "Long holiday" and had just got released. The bonus was she was desperate for a shag and didn't care about the £500, she just wanted cock! Anyway while taking a piss, she told some shocking stories of things that had happened to her. The best was how she got gang-banged by a gang of ugly dykes, using kitchen utensils on her. Well although I appeared to be sympathetic, I was actually quite turned by her story and so will you! She was also a desperate, rampant shag!

Ruby - Parking attendant challenge

Well you never know where the next shag is coming from. I had parked the old "Slipmobile" in a public car-park, when it was ticketed by won of those money grabbing leeches, (Parking attendants) Anyway, on approaching her, I thought, "Hmm, maybe this old frump might be up for a £500 challenge" Lo and behold she was up for it and I couldn't believe the transformation from Neo Nazi sadist to sex mad babe. Maybe it was the frustration of her job, you know the constant assault and abuse, that made her cream herself for cock, but she was certainly a great shag and to my surprise came three times. I would have loved to have given her one up the arse, it would have been a pleasant change from me getting it up the arse from traffic wardens!

Lara Latex - 500 Pound hairy UK girl

Well I'd heard through the grapevine about Isabel Ice's fondness for "Fruit 'N' Veg so I thought I'd try one of my challenges on her. Well it wasn't really a "Challenge" I suppose, since she'd already been eyeing up the local grocer's shop. Anyway what a scene, it was like, "The Munch Bunch" on crack! Vegetables being shoved in every hole, (Organic, I should point out) Even ATM with a cucumber. Well it was so horny that at the end, the veg's were so covered in juice that I decided to dice them and make a stir fry of my own recipe, "Bum-juice Legumes Fricassee a la Isabel" It was absulutely delightful with a glass of Chianti. Please contact me if you want the complete recipe, you can try making it with your own girlfriend for a romantic slap-up dinner for two!

Kelly - Big British boobs part 2

Well, call me a sadist, I know I cut Pt1 just as my dick was squeezing into Kelly’s tight pussy, but it had to be done! I mean think about it, a beautiful, sexy babe with BIG JUGGS, clad in stockings AND A FRENCH MAID'S UNIFORM, bent over and about to get my dick. Life doesn't get better than this. Anyway I gave her a good shag as I was gagging for it (French maid's uniforms, stockings and heels "float my boat", it's a symptom of getting old, you see!) Later on, Kelly changed into a more slutty outfit and I fucked her again. It was really horny when she came.

Barbie - Pretty blonde sex doll

Well after the babe mayhem I've had at Jimslip HQ we're back to a traditional, pretty little blonde babe this week. She called herself "Barbie" and like the real "Barbie" she didn't do a lot. No fisting, smoking minges, or vegetable capers. She looked sensational in her slutty outfit though. These girls are here to look pretty and get fucked. Am I bothered? Does it look like I am?

Lara Latex - Big British boobs

What's with these babes of today? I mean last week Portia rolls in, driving a flash motor and this week the lovely Kelly glides over in a lovely Mercedes SL500 and there's me, "International Porn star and Man of Mystery", driving a clapped out Fiat Cinquecento! Anyway, Kelly and Lara took it on themselves to don some sexy clobber, Kelly in French Maid gear, high heels and stockings and Lara in sexy fishnets. They then plunged into some serious Lesbo XXX action. I couldn't wait to get my sweaty paws on the lovely Kelly, especially when I could see her giant JUGGS bursting out of her tight dress. So watch out for Part 2 of this great update!