Lara Latex - 500 Pound hairy UK girl

Well I'd heard through the grapevine about Isabel Ice's fondness for "Fruit 'N' Veg so I thought I'd try one of my challenges on her. Well it wasn't really a "Challenge" I suppose, since she'd already been eyeing up the local grocer's shop. Anyway what a scene, it was like, "The Munch Bunch" on crack! Vegetables being shoved in every hole, (Organic, I should point out) Even ATM with a cucumber. Well it was so horny that at the end, the veg's were so covered in juice that I decided to dice them and make a stir fry of my own recipe, "Bum-juice Legumes Fricassee a la Isabel" It was absulutely delightful with a glass of Chianti. Please contact me if you want the complete recipe, you can try making it with your own girlfriend for a romantic slap-up dinner for two!

Loz - 500 pound bum-fun challenge 2

What is it about a sexy babe dressed in school uniform that drives us crazy, who knows? Anyway, this week I decided to do a Spanking Extravanza, I'm always getting emails from the spanking fraternity, so I got a couple of videos out, to get some hints, "How to discipline and spank Vol 33" was my first choice. I've noticed in these films you always have to do some daft scenario, to explain why the girls must be soundly spanked. So I made up my own dramatic story and got to spank the Loz's lovely round bottom until it was bright pink. I must admit it was quite horny, but to be honest I'm a ,stick your dick in a hole as fast as possible, kind of guy, so I couldn't wait to dispense with the spanking and screw her arse. However Lara had some other screw-ball idea and got Loz talking dirty to camera, whilst fucking herself with a dildo. An...

Roxy - Sexy penniless student

Sometimes I have to admit, "There is a God". A few weeks ago I got a letter from a girl wanting to do a £500 challenge. She said she was a penniless student. Knowing students of to-day all her money was probably squandered in the Uni bar, unlike in my day, where we used our hard earned cash buying teddy bears and scarves and appearing on "University Challenge". Anway she suggested meeting at a location nearby. I was quite doubtful, but thought it worth a try. Well what a complete babe! To be honest I thought it was a wheeze from one of the local nut-balls, but no, it was a real, living, breathing, gorgeous babe waiting for me. Well, I bundled her into the "Mighty Midget" and whisked her back to my lair, where Lara dressed her up in a " Sexy Dorothy From The Wizard of Oz" outfit and my eyes nearly popped out of my head when ...

Lara Latex - Sweet British porn princess

Well this week I had the honour of having some fun with the lovely Poppy Morgan, star of a thousand films and general Porn Princess. Well I had to think long and hard about our scene. I mean what could I do to Poppy that hadn't already been done before, after all she's had everything apart from the kitchen sink stuffed up her in previous films? So I thought, "I know, I'll go for the cutesy, cuddly Poppy, the Poppy you'd take home to meet mother." So I dressed her as a cute little ballerina and let her and Lara have some Lesbo fun. Do you know what? I think it turned out really sexy seeing her like this, I mean she is so damn HOT, especially when she is being cute and innocent. I particularly loved the bit when she's talking to camera, whilst fucking Lara with a dildo. Anyway you'll be pleased to know that in next weeks episode I dre...

Poppy - Sweet British porn princess part 2

Well what a transformation, from ballerina to schoolgirl (Complete with straw boater) what could I do when Poppy burst into the room but drop to my knees and give Thanks to The Lord!!! It was quite a site to see the lovely Poppy gnawing on my cock, it reminded me of my old Labrador being a given Pedigree Jumbone (Without the teeth chewing or the floppy ears of course) Anyway, she squeezed down on my dick and started to fuck me with gusto, but all the time I kind of missed the ballerina outfit, so I put it on...............No not really! LOL, I got Poppy to put it back on and then continued to screw her. Well I have to admit Poppy is one of my all time favourites and I think it was great letting her be a cutey rather than a rampant porno whore, just for once!

Robyn - Massive hooker sale here

Is this Pat Butcher? I thought I'd go and visit Robyn, last week. She's the Madam who together with her thuggish boyfriend, dragged the hapless Lara off for an evening of sleaze and prostitution in the streets of King's Cross a few weeks ago. Anyway, being a "Successful" madam I was expecting her to have a lavish office, but in fact I found her standing on a street corner, holding a sign saying, "Massive Hooker Sale Here". Well you've got to take your hat off to her for marketing. Apparently her "Office" had been recently fire-bombed. Oh how we laughed, as she reminisced about the night with Lara. How "Stumpy" the one legged nut-case had "Fallen for her" and how "Ali" had kindly left a box of Bombay Mix as a gift for Lara.