Lena - 500 Pound car breakdown challenge

Well, put me in a tall glass, cover me in fruit and ice cream, put a wafer in each ear and call me a Knicker Bocker Glory!..... I couldn't believe it......while driving down a busy A road I spotted a damsel in distress. The lovely Lena was standing by her old Nissan Micra waiting for the AA to arrive. Well what an opportunity to try out my �£500 Bum Fun Challenge. I told her that she'd probably need a new car as her Micra definately looked ready for the scrap heap. So the thought of getting 500 smackers just for a quick shag, meant a new car for her. She'd been told she was going to have to wait for 2 hours for the patrolman to arrive,so without much convincing she came back to "Maison Jim". Well we dressed her up in a rather fetching all in one fish-net body suit, with rips in in and some high boots. (Just a note for the ladies out...

Sister Naomi - 500 Pound annoying nun challenge

Well, I must admit, in the crazy world of Jim Slip anything can happen! I was innocently waiting for a bus, when I found myself accosted by a Nun (Sister Naomi) asking me about the �£500 Challenge card that I was holding. Nuns are always so damn inquisitive, always poking their noses into everything. They kind of have a really annoying enthusiasm about everything. Like Julie Andrews in "The Sound of Music", you feel like smashing her over the head with her guitar! To be honest, the last thing on my mind was the idea of getting to grips with a nun! The last time I dealt with nuns was at school. They were a brutal lot. The Mother Superior had been posted here from Germany after being thrown out of the Gestapo... for cruelty! I still remember lying on the floor as a group of nuns kicked and punched me for being late with my homework. W...

Rowena - Gave her a good seeing

You'll be excited to know that I have been in Budapest filming some of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen! They'll be coming up soon. I was assisted by my identical twin brother, Otto, AKA "Phil Mippants" and his girlfirend "Donna Rear" who I will tell you about in due course. This week we have the cuddly Rowena, who I took the opportunity to film in the bathroom, sliding soapy suds all over her body. Not much to say about her except after her shower, I dragged her out and gave her a good seeing to.

Salome - Horny puffy girl

Hi everyone, Otto here! Well I'm here in Budapest with Jim to, "Break in" the tasty birds wot Jim has found. I mean get an eyeful of Salome, I couldn't wait to get her on the bed for some single-girl-with-fingering-and-a-bit-of-shagging-camcorder-action. I mean these birds are gagging for it, me mates back at the hospital would go mental (Well, they're already mental Ha!Ha!) if they could see 'em, but I say go fuck yourselves you nutters, cos Otto's 'ere first! Ha! Ha! I mean first I did the old charm routine on her, then I get 'er to get the lube out of me bum-bag, Ha! Ha! Then with a bit more smooth talking, I say, "Why dontcha fill ya gob with me dick luv!" Cor, what with that and sticking me fingers in 'er minge and giving her pussy a good rub, it was as good as a night in with me blow up love doll, er maybe a bit better! I can't beli...

Salome - Horny puffy girl part 2

Well you had to laugh, old Otto getting a cactus falling on his dick, serves him right for trying to be creative! Anyway, isn't Salome a babe? Budapest was the hottest city in the world on that day, with a temp. reading of 45 degrees C, but that didn't stop me crawling across the floor to get at her. She reminded me of a futuristic blow up robo-doll and I couldn't wait to get jammed into her.........and nor could she! These Hungarian girls are always gagging for it, don't ask me why, I've said before, I think it's the mountains of goulasch they consume. She'd said to her "Agent" Mr Big, (loosely translated) "I want to fuck the dick of an Englishman and I want to get him to stick it up my bum-hole for the anal pleasure!" I nearly fell over when he informed me of her request! Get a load of her cute little dress, I didn't bother with the slu...

Yasmine - Beautiful young blonde part 2

I have to admit I went into shock when I laid my eyes on the lovely Yasmin. I mean you see girls like this walking around, you don’t expect to be shagging them! I decided to dress her in a little kilt and red stockings to pander to my perverted lust for all things short and “Stockingy” and ran my hands all over her lovely soft body, finally coming to rest between her moist, hot pussy. I just couldn’t wait to get jammed into her. These Hungarian girls are always gagging for it, they seem to be permanently wet. I reckon if they got together they could mass produce soiled knickers for those of you out there who like such things. Anyway, as you’d guess, Yasmin was a fabulous fuck.