Keeley Magee - Back to the streets of "Old London Towne"

It's back to the streets of "Old London Towne" this week. Trawling the streets in my never ending search for fresh, tasty, birds. This week I stumble across the gorgeous Keeley. I didn't have to do much convincing, since she was a manager of a sleazy sex shop and was quite used to disgusting perverts approaching her. So my proposition was like "water off a ducks back". She explained how customers would ask her to demonstrate the dildos and how sometimes on a busy day, she'd end up getting gang-banged by the customers. God, you don't get that sort of thing at John Lewis! Anyway, when she got changed I was stunned to my very core at what a babe I'd brought back and wow what an arse!!!

Holly Kiss - Approach with secret camcorder

This week Lara and I are in the beautiful Peak District of England, which I strongly recommend to everyone to visit! Anyway, travelling down one of the empty roads, I spied a damsel in distress looking under the bonnet of her car. I approached her with my secret camcorder and asked, "Have you broken down?" which was a stupid question, because why on Earth would a girl be looking under a car bonnet? It transpired that her name was supposedly "Holly Kiss" but I think she had a suspicious resemblance to that star of stage and screen "Liz Hurley." She had an arse to die for, especially clad in her skin tight denims. Anyway I managed to convince her to come back to my place for some hot porno action!

Zafira May - Dressed up as a trashy teen prostitute

This week Gustav has excelled himself. As you can see I tracked him down with my secret camera in one of the most dangerous places in Budapest. A place peopled by murderous, cheating, swindling scum and they're the local police! Anyway, Gustav introduced me to the sensational Zafira May. Once dressed up as a trashy, teen prostitute she has to take the crown for looking like the most gorgeous hooker ever to grace the pages of jimslip.com. If the Pope himself saw her walking the streets of King's Cross touting for work, he'd be desperately counting the money in his wallet. Mind you don't start me on priests and popes! Anyway, I dressed her in furry coat, ripped, red fishnet tights and topped off with thigh length PVC boots. When Zafira made her entrance, Lara nearly choked on her pork pie and Cecil masterbated all over his crisps!

Valentina Cruz - a hard-as-nails slut

The abuse that I have to put up with when I am roaming about looking for "fresh meat" is amply demonstrated by my meeting with Valentina. As soon as I approached her she let rip with a stream of abuse, which I tolerated because I had a sneaky suspicion that underneath that hard-as-nails exterior was a hard-as-nails slut, lurking and ready to pounce. Well after 300 scenes, I do have a 6th sense when it comes to detecting slutty babes and Valentina made an amazing transformation from monster to gorgeous sexy babe.She made her appearance wearing some skin-tight sexy hot pants and boots which had my eyes popping out on springs!

Bianka - Teen Treat Bianka Lovely

This week we have a Teen Treat for you, in the form of Bianka Lovely, European porn's, "Queen of the Teens". My cameraman Cecil Porkinson-Bangor DSO, MBE DFS, nearly choked on his jumbo pork pie when he laid eyes on her and he instantly professed his undying love for her. Although I can't imagine that Bianka was tempted by a 28 stone, morbidly obese,alcoholic, ex diplomat as is Cecil. Anyway, Bianka was up for everything and more including some hot anal action, which she saved for the end. We dressed her up in a rather cute summer dress and some socks, which she looked great in and got stuck in.

Bianka - Bianka is far too hot to waste

We had to split this update in half, 1/ Because, heartbroken, Sir Cecil Porkinson-Bangor DSO MBE DFS had slammed the camera down and was balancing on the edge of the balcony threatening to throw himself to his death 100ft below. I for one, was more than happy to give him a push, but Bianka stopped me and coaxed him back, with a jumbo sausage in batter, to continue filming our scene. 2/ Bianka is far too hot to waste in a single week. So here we have some hot, teen. anal action for your delectation!