Caroline - A lovely English rose

Here's a lovely English Rose for your delectation! The lovely Caroline approached me to perform in a Jim Slip, in order to help her play the part of a, "Common prostitute" in a forthcoming feature film she was being cast for.. Obviously she takes her acting seriously, as she felt she could only do the part, if she could experience it's actuallity.Well I leaped on her like a rabid devil - dog on crack and sank my gnashers into her peachy, smooth flesh. Well she wasn't as innocent as she looks and gave as good as she got. I don't think she'll get a BAFTA for this performance though!.....Unlsess they've got a category for "Best Hot Shag 2007".

Patricia - I am full of Goulash

Well you can't say that all the girls look the same on jimslip.com. One week we have a delightful, fragrant, English Rose like Caroline, then this week we have Patricia. She stomped in from Budapest bellowing, "Geev me the deek of Mr Jeem Sleep, I am full of Goulash and am now ready for the fuckeeng!" I would challenge any man to take on Patricia and walk away unharmed. She was up for everything and anything, preferably all at the same time. She sucked me like a Dyson, powered by a jet engine and fucked like a hammer-drill on full power. I was left spent, lying in the corner like a discarded rag doll as she left and hitched a ride in the cargo hold of a jumbo jet back to Budapest!

Portia - Fucking British pussy

You can't say I don't spoil you! It's as good as getting invited to the Ambassasdor's party . I'm having to work my way through babe after babelicious babe at the moment. Yes, the lamps are burning late these days at Jim Slip Headquarters. Anyway, Portia arrived in a very flash looking car and got changed into some high boots and white stockings, which I thought looked very nice indeed. She then did some good dildo action and invented a new parlour game, "Is it a dick or is it a dildo?" which was great fun. An absolutely fabulous fuck!

Lara Latex - Big British boobs

What's with these babes of today? I mean last week Portia rolls in, driving a flash motor and this week the lovely Kelly glides over in a lovely Mercedes SL500 and there's me, "International Porn star and Man of Mystery", driving a clapped out Fiat Cinquecento! Anyway, Kelly and Lara took it on themselves to don some sexy clobber, Kelly in French Maid gear, high heels and stockings and Lara in sexy fishnets. They then plunged into some serious Lesbo XXX action. I couldn't wait to get my sweaty paws on the lovely Kelly, especially when I could see her giant JUGGS bursting out of her tight dress. So watch out for Part 2 of this great update!

Katie - The market researcher

Well these young women of today, they're so forward and brash. I'd just started to do my opening presentation, out in a local shopping centre, when I was approached by one of those annoying people doing "Market research". Well I so busy trying to escape that it took Lara to point out that the interviewer was in fact a "TASTY BIRD" and worth trying to entice into my "£500 web of sleaze and debauchery". So I did my usual furtive, overview, to the lovely Katie and lo and behold, she announced she was up for some lunch-time fun. She pointed out she was only getting £3.00 an hour to be insulted and abused in the street, so it seemed a bargain to be paid £500, to be insulted and abused in a luxury flat...........by me! Well thanks alot Katie!!

Lara Latex - The pimp from hell

Well me and my big ideas. As it's always difficult to get girls, I hatched a plan for Lara to join an escort agency and meet some new girls that way. Anyway, she phones up "Robyn" who says she'll come over and interview Lara for a job. Well guess who turned up, a lookalike for "Pat" from Eastenders. Within five minutes of arriving she'd made a roll-up from her packet of "Drum Tobacco", which I thought only cons smoked, hitched up her skirt and set on poor Lara in a full frenzied Lesbian attack. This was in the guise of putting lara through her paces, to be honest I found the whole idea of Lara being used, by this bird, quite horny. Anyway, we came to the end of the err, "Interview" when Robyn announces, "That's only arff of it Doll, you're gonna have to shag my business associate Dave, to see if you can take cock". You'll have to wait til...