Aliz - Young camcorder victim

I've had loads of emails regarding my new secret camcorder capers eg, "Dear Jimbo, I just love your secret camcorder stuff it's so fucking sleazy watching you pickup tasty teens, you must easily be the sleazeast and sneakiest man in porn, congratulations! JB Toxteth. Well, thanks for that, "Accolade", it makes me really proud! This weeks camcorder victim is the gorgeous, teen, Aliz. God is she hot, plucked from having a coffee in a cafe and turned into a COMPLETE RAMPANT SLUT.

Jordan - Searching for fresh meat

This week Lara and I scour the streets, yet again in search of fresh meat! This time we meet a lovely blonde by the name of Jordan. Little did I know that Lara had her beady eye on the leggy blonde and was already plotting her cunning plan to engage the lovely Jordn in some HOT- MINGE-MUNCHING-SEAMED-STOCKINGS-HIGH-HEELED-LESBO-ACTION! I reckon I could get a job writing for "Readers Wives" with that kind of talk. Which begs the question, can you buy "Readers Wives" if you are not married? Surely there should be a mag called, "Readers Partners", this would be much more PC surely? Anyway to make things simple I got chucked off set and Lara and Jordan got down to it!

Tanya - UK milfs roaming carparks

Here in the UK it's Xmas shopping madness! Everyone going hysterical in their quest to make the retailers rich and take us out of recession. It also means we get thousands of MILFS roaming the carparks and streets of the UK, penniless after squandering all their money on Christmas treats. Rich pickings for the "Sleaze-Meister" of porn to claw in another willing babe into his clutches. This weeks it's the lovely Tanya, who is dressed up as a sexy schoolgirl and fucked senseless!

Paige Fox - Northern hemisphere bus-stop

Being in the depths of winter and already dark at 4.30 pm, that is for those of us in the Northern Hemisphere, it can be quite difficult to locate TASTY YOUNG GIRLS. This week, however, I stumbled on one waiting at a bus-stop. You could have knocked me down with a feather, when after doing my usual patter, she just blurted out, "I don't give a fuck about the money, I just want to get fucked in a porno film!" Well, knowing that the moths would have another week of safety residing in my wallet brought a well deserved smile to my face! Paige came back to my place and Lara dressed her up in a school-girl outfit complete with white shirt and school tie. She then put on some ripped fishnet tights and some thigh-high boots. My eyes nearly popped out of my head and i couldn't wait to screw her senseless, which I did!

Lily Tiger - Porn star Lily Tiger in Budapest

It was such a miserable day in Budapest, I didn't really want to go out and trawl the streets for FRESH MEAT. However, my cameraman (Sir Cecil Porkinson-Bangor DSO KCMG KFC, ex Foreign Office and barred from the UK due to an incident involving a prostitute, a transvestitie and a dwarf, in a public convenience) insisted. Anyway, you'll never guess who I met, it was a porn star called Lily Tiger who was taking a stroll in the rain for some reason. She told me an interesting fact, "There are about 20,000 porn stars in Budapest". Well I think she's nuts, I mean 20,000? Budapest is a small place, it would mean about every 100th person was a porn star. So on any tram, there would be at least 2 porn stars. Well, Lily was a refreshing change from the normal, "Innocent" types as she was a complete and total slut gagging for hot fucking!

Lily Tiger - screwed up the arse

Well, I dressed her up in a kind of school girl outfit, ("Quel surprise!" I hear you sigh) with some fishnet hold-ups and some jaw dropping killer heels. Sir Cecil nearly choked on his pork pie when she emerged all dressed up. As you can see from last weeks action Lily was game for everything from SINGLE GIRL HOT MINGE RUBBING and SCREWING to her piece de resistance which was get screwed up the arse. She took to this like a duck to water, simply lubing her arse up, (Sir Cecil was salivating all over the floor at this point) and simply pointing to her arse and saying, "It is ready for the fuckings Jimbo". Anyway, it was extremely exciting, if not a little exhausting as Lily seemed to have boundless energy and at the end when the lovely Lily had departed, Sir Cecil and I sat down to a hearty afternoon tea of scones, with lashings of whipped...