Mai Bailey - Huge puffy nipples

Well folks, here's a bumper double-action 50 minute episode of UK porn for you this week, starring the lovely, sultry Mai. In the first bit she gets groped, fondled by her huge puffy nipples and clumsily shafted on the bed, well you try shagging while holding a fucking great big camera, with light and boom mic attached! "I always think filming a girl on a bed, wearing a bumbag and holding a camcorder looks so damn sleazy! Seeing Mai stuff my dick in her mouth was very horny. She loved being transformed into a dirty British Porn Slut! Just wait till you see her getting fucked, dressed up in open-crotch knickers, hold-ups and PVC thigh high boots!"

Anna - Red fishnets and heels

Well apparently the Latvians just can't get enough of Jim Slip. Don't ask me why, I would have thought they'd be too busy hunting elks to concern themselves with porno filth. Anyway, the lovely Anna, trekked across the icy wastes to get herself stuffed by yours truly. She even managed to kit herself out in red fishnets and heels. Anyway she was a thoroughly good shag to be sure.

Casey - Dead sexy Welsh accent 2

Well as you can see, I couldn't wait to get stuck in. Casey had already suggested a bum-fun session and I paced myself as well as a crack addict hangs on to his stash, i.e., I just had to have her arse NOW! Can you blame me? Those pouting lips, taunting and teasing me, those round mounds of her arse cheeks pulsating with anticipation, no, there was no more waiting, I just had to plunge myself deep into her arse.

Casey - Dead sexy Welsh accent

Well here's a total babe from, "The Valleys" complete with Welsh accent, which to be honest is dead sexy. In fact she's so damn sexy, that I had to grab her only after 10 minutes of her solo, single-girl, dildo action. Picture the scene, I was squatting in the corner watching, nay, fretting. Salivating at the mouth, imagine "Gollum" from Lord of the Rings, well that was me.Then in a gutteral voice, I announced, "I want to fuck you, my precious" and leapt on her. Next week, I get to squeeze my dick into her tight bum!

Sareena - Sockings and knickers part 2

Well, after her first taste of cock on the bed, Sareena become insatiable and insisted on dressing up as a filthy whore, complete with shiny, black, thigh-high boots, stockings and a peaked cap. Wow, she looked fucking great... not arfff! Guess what, while she was changing, she suggested she'd be up for some hard bum-fun. She'd got into such a state in Part 1 that she just need a good arse fucking. Well that's girls for you, always full of surprises. What a fabulous fuck she was too. I must go back to that medium and send a message to her dead gran, just to say "Mission Accomplished", Love Jimmy Saveloy.

Assistant - Lara vs the holy church

Mad-cap cleric Rev Frank Thring invites Lara over to interview him about his crazy views on porn and especially jimslip.com. The man is clearly raving mad. The big question is, "Can Lara break him?" With the aid of a skimpy little blue Gingham dress, white over-knees and high heels, can Lara coax the Rev and his assistant over to the dark side? How long will it take for her to shatter a life of devout celibacy, prayer and self-flagellation? Will the Power of The Book keep Satan's mistress at bay? Can the Rev's armoury of Holy Water and Bible ward off the Babe Of Beelzebub? Watch and find out!