Lara Latex - Big British boobs

What's with these babes of today? I mean last week Portia rolls in, driving a flash motor and this week the lovely Kelly glides over in a lovely Mercedes SL500 and there's me, "International Porn star and Man of Mystery", driving a clapped out Fiat Cinquecento! Anyway, Kelly and Lara took it on themselves to don some sexy clobber, Kelly in French Maid gear, high heels and stockings and Lara in sexy fishnets. They then plunged into some serious Lesbo XXX action. I couldn't wait to get my sweaty paws on the lovely Kelly, especially when I could see her giant JUGGS bursting out of her tight dress. So watch out for Part 2 of this great update!

Portia - Fucking British pussy

You can't say I don't spoil you! It's as good as getting invited to the Ambassasdor's party . I'm having to work my way through babe after babelicious babe at the moment. Yes, the lamps are burning late these days at Jim Slip Headquarters. Anyway, Portia arrived in a very flash looking car and got changed into some high boots and white stockings, which I thought looked very nice indeed. She then did some good dildo action and invented a new parlour game, "Is it a dick or is it a dildo?" which was great fun. An absolutely fabulous fuck!

Victoria Brown - Smoking with her pussy

Here is the fabulous Victoria Brown, sex maniac and bum-fun queen! Starting with a touch of fisting and bum-hole stretching to get me in the mood! She then moved on to smoking one her Capstan Navy Cut cigarettes from her pussy. She said this was in place of giving up smoking! I'd love to see her having a fag after a good meal in a restaurant! What with all this and a pair of GIANT JUGGS I was in Heaven.

Patricia - I am full of Goulash

Well you can't say that all the girls look the same on jimslip.com. One week we have a delightful, fragrant, English Rose like Caroline, then this week we have Patricia. She stomped in from Budapest bellowing, "Geev me the deek of Mr Jeem Sleep, I am full of Goulash and am now ready for the fuckeeng!" I would challenge any man to take on Patricia and walk away unharmed. She was up for everything and anything, preferably all at the same time. She sucked me like a Dyson, powered by a jet engine and fucked like a hammer-drill on full power. I was left spent, lying in the corner like a discarded rag doll as she left and hitched a ride in the cargo hold of a jumbo jet back to Budapest!

Caroline - A lovely English rose

Here's a lovely English Rose for your delectation! The lovely Caroline approached me to perform in a Jim Slip, in order to help her play the part of a, "Common prostitute" in a forthcoming feature film she was being cast for.. Obviously she takes her acting seriously, as she felt she could only do the part, if she could experience it's actuallity.Well I leaped on her like a rabid devil - dog on crack and sank my gnashers into her peachy, smooth flesh. Well she wasn't as innocent as she looks and gave as good as she got. I don't think she'll get a BAFTA for this performance though!.....Unlsess they've got a category for "Best Hot Shag 2007".

Nicole - To the UK for sex

There has been much comment on the number of Poles coming to the UK to work, well with BABES like Nicole coming over in droves, I say ship all our scumbags over there, rename Britain as "New Poland" and offer all Polish babes between the ages of 18 and 35 £1000 each to come and re-settle in London, preferably next to me! I mean, just feast your eyes on the lovely Nicole, it was like wrestling with a wriggly octopus in a red dress. The thing is, these girls just like men, all men, big, small, fat, thin. Suggest girl-girl fun and they just scoff, "Why do I want to prod other girl when there is man with stiff dick for the fucking?" Well what can you say to that, except "Why indeed?" BY THE WAY HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE!!!