Vanessa - Six foot babelicious slut

Well Christmas came early when the lovely Vanessa appeared at my door. Six foot of babelicious, Eastern European, georgeousness. Towering over me and breathing the hot breath of lust into my ear, (touched with a hint of goulash) she sent shivers down my spine. I mean these girls just love fucking, from the moment they wake up to the last thing at night, they are obsessed with one thing, "I need to fuck zee men!" I am sure the Hungarian authorities are putting an aphrodisiac in the water supply, because these girls are SO HOT!

Lara Latex - XL UK boobs

This week Lara brought one of her old pals to visit me. Being a mate of Lara's I thought she'd have large boobs, but what a surprise! She had GIGANTIC JUICY FUN BAGS, when you thought JUGGS couldn't get any bigger...they just did! Anyway we all had much fun and of course Lara just had to drop the camera on the floor and get down to some BIG JUG LESBO XXX DILDO ACTION.

Rio - Hotter than a jalapeno

Well you got to hand it these South American girls - they're hot - arriba! arriba! Fresh off the boat from Brazil, I give you Rio. A double-jointed babe, she twisted and squirmed her way into all kinds of strange Latin positions including some hot 'el fondo' fun (that's Brazilian for bum fun). Check her out, she's hotter than a jalapeno!

Harmony - Sexy stockings and heels

Well here's a little cutie, in the true English tradition and she certainly brushed up well dressed in stockings and heels. In fact she was so cute I even changed her outfit half way through so I could get, "Double Value". She begged me to dress up as a furry animal, but I said, "Harmony, talk to the hand, 'cause the face ain't listening! I will not dress as a furry animal, just to pander to your depraved lust for furry animal sex!" Anyway this seemed to calm her down and she settled for sex with a guy in a dinner suit.

Nancy - Rampant UK sex kitten

Some of you may already know, that I am also a porn director/cameraman in my spare time and I have shot and directed hundreds of great shows including UKStudenthouse! that is when I'm not shagging. Anyway I'd been asked to film Nancy for a show featuring first-timers. Well what a babe, although she was very nervous, but by the end of the day she had turned into a sex-crazed Dervish. So I thought it would be great to get her into a Jim Slip scene. Well low and behold a few weeks later I got a call from Nancy offering herself to me. Talk about a rampant sex-kitten, what a scene, the innocent ones are always the best I think, but, hey, I'll stop droning on, just check her out for yourself!

Karlie - The big Kangaroo trick

Well after the disaster of last week, I decided to dress as a Kangaroo and try out my luck. I thought the friendly face of a lovable Kangaroo wouldn't scare off the birds. I was right, as I was walking down the street, tasty birds were all smiling at me and giving me the "Come on". Anyway I managed to get the lovely Karlie back to my place for some Kangaroo fun. Wow what an absolute babe, a perfect little blonde. Anyway we had a load of fun and she even engaged in some bum-fun. So, guys, if you're having trouble picking up birds, try dressing up as a furry animal( Giraffe would be good) like I did and your luck might change!!!