Katie - The market researcher

Well these young women of today, they're so forward and brash. I'd just started to do my opening presentation, out in a local shopping centre, when I was approached by one of those annoying people doing "Market research". Well I so busy trying to escape that it took Lara to point out that the interviewer was in fact a "TASTY BIRD" and worth trying to entice into my "£500 web of sleaze and debauchery". So I did my usual furtive, overview, to the lovely Katie and lo and behold, she announced she was up for some lunch-time fun. She pointed out she was only getting £3.00 an hour to be insulted and abused in the street, so it seemed a bargain to be paid £500, to be insulted and abused in a luxury flat...........by me! Well thanks alot Katie!!

Emma - Lurking around bus-stops

Well you could have blown me down with a feather! I'm doing my usual lurking around bus-stops when I spot a tasty bird, just ripe for my £500 challenge. Well, I get chatting to her and realise I already know her. The lovely Emma had been on what she called a "Long holiday" and had just got released. The bonus was she was desperate for a shag and didn't care about the £500, she just wanted cock! Anyway while taking a piss, she told some shocking stories of things that had happened to her. The best was how she got gang-banged by a gang of ugly dykes, using kitchen utensils on her. Well although I appeared to be sympathetic, I was actually quite turned by her story and so will you! She was also a desperate, rampant shag!

Ruby - Parking attendant challenge

Well you never know where the next shag is coming from. I had parked the old "Slipmobile" in a public car-park, when it was ticketed by won of those money grabbing leeches, (Parking attendants) Anyway, on approaching her, I thought, "Hmm, maybe this old frump might be up for a £500 challenge" Lo and behold she was up for it and I couldn't believe the transformation from Neo Nazi sadist to sex mad babe. Maybe it was the frustration of her job, you know the constant assault and abuse, that made her cream herself for cock, but she was certainly a great shag and to my surprise came three times. I would have loved to have given her one up the arse, it would have been a pleasant change from me getting it up the arse from traffic wardens!

Lara Latex - 500 Pound hairy UK girl

Well I'd heard through the grapevine about Isabel Ice's fondness for "Fruit 'N' Veg so I thought I'd try one of my challenges on her. Well it wasn't really a "Challenge" I suppose, since she'd already been eyeing up the local grocer's shop. Anyway what a scene, it was like, "The Munch Bunch" on crack! Vegetables being shoved in every hole, (Organic, I should point out) Even ATM with a cucumber. Well it was so horny that at the end, the veg's were so covered in juice that I decided to dice them and make a stir fry of my own recipe, "Bum-juice Legumes Fricassee a la Isabel" It was absulutely delightful with a glass of Chianti. Please contact me if you want the complete recipe, you can try making it with your own girlfriend for a romantic slap-up dinner for two!

Kelly - Big British boobs part 2

Well, call me a sadist, I know I cut Pt1 just as my dick was squeezing into Kelly’s tight pussy, but it had to be done! I mean think about it, a beautiful, sexy babe with BIG JUGGS, clad in stockings AND A FRENCH MAID'S UNIFORM, bent over and about to get my dick. Life doesn't get better than this. Anyway I gave her a good shag as I was gagging for it (French maid's uniforms, stockings and heels "float my boat", it's a symptom of getting old, you see!) Later on, Kelly changed into a more slutty outfit and I fucked her again. It was really horny when she came.

Barbie - Pretty blonde sex doll

Well after the babe mayhem I've had at Jimslip HQ we're back to a traditional, pretty little blonde babe this week. She called herself "Barbie" and like the real "Barbie" she didn't do a lot. No fisting, smoking minges, or vegetable capers. She looked sensational in her slutty outfit though. These girls are here to look pretty and get fucked. Am I bothered? Does it look like I am?