Madison - Long-legged mature slut

If you like a bright eyed blonde, with long legs, fishnets and heels then you'll just love Madison. She fulfilled the Jimslip criteria of "Slut" and allowed my to use and abuse her, I must admit, that these long-legged types do push my buttons and I just have to rip down their knickers and take them on the spot.

Leah - Tasty birds at bus stops

Well here I go again, trawling the streets for fresh meat. It's a dangerous game this "Picking up birds to star in porno fliks, lark". Just before meeting Jamie and Leah, had been beaten to the ground by a huge transvestite wielding a handbag which I am sure contained a brick. From a distance it looked like a tasty bird, all long blonde hair, leopard- skin coat etc."She" was facing away from me, so it was only at the last second, as "She" turned toward me, that I noticed "She" was smoking a pipe! I just thought that it was an affectation, you know, these young girls of today are into all sorts of things. Call me dumb, but I didn't even notice the beard. Anyway "She" took humbrage at my suggestion for rampant sex and attacked me! Shortly after, I met fresh down from Wales, Jamie and Leah, who were a little more friendly and managed to ge...

Nicole - Cute little blonde Brit

If you like cute, little, blondes, especially those that have a hankering to be pornstars, then you'll adore Nicole. She even insisted on some light spanking, which I know you pervs out there will be feverishly F/F ing to get to see.

Emily - Lovely tall leggy babe

Now, here's a lovely tall, leggy, babe for your delectation and salivation. The lovely Emily Butt (I kid you not) arrived to perform with me bearing a tale of woe, regarding a "Scumbag" so called model agent, who told her he'd make her a star if she let him shag her first. Sorry, do an "Audition" first? I mean, why the fuck would she need to audition? 1/ She's a babe, 2/ She's got a pulse. This is the simple criteria that girls must meet to perform with your's truly! Anyway, Emily was absolutely fantastic and her legs?..........they never ended. As for the bum-fun, her arse exerted a vice-like grip on my dick, so powerful that I truly feared that both my dick and me were about to be sucked up into her, like some infernal hydraulic suction machine.. It took all of my strength to extricate myself from her, well at least after a few minutes ...

Chantel - 500 pound tennis challenge

Well my £500 challenges seems to be working quite well. This week I sleazed my way (like an oil slick) onto a tennis court, where I enticed 2 cuties to come back to my lair for some XXX LESBO ACTION. These two were so cute I didn't have the courage to suggest shagging them, (After all I didn't want them to think that I was a pervert! LOL) so I gave them my number for some cock- fun another time. So you can take this week's update as an excuse to see 2 cute babes IN TENNIS OUTFITS shoving dildo's up each other!!

Renee - 500 pound Vatican trip

Well you could have knocked me down with a feather, when the lovely Liz contacted me and suggested I meet her Christian pal, Renee. Well she works at her local church as a cleaner and is an all round, "Goody Two Shoes". Just the type of girl that should be dragged into the Abyss by the devil himself........Jim Slip. Anyway, Liz and I , enticed her into the Dark Side by the promise of £500.00 CASH and once she realised that £500.00 was exactly what she needed to take a pilgrimage to the Vatican she was sold on the idea. Liz barged me out of the way, declaring that as an "Agent of Satan" she should be allowed to ravage the hapless Renee first, so I stood back and filmed Liz showing her the delights of HOT XXX LESBO ACTION! Oh, by the way, next week, I screw their bums!!