Elizabeth - Anal sex beast from Down Under

Feast your eyes on the beautiful Elizabeth, cute, rampant, anal sex beast from Down Under. She'd just flown in from Walamaloo and naturally looked me up. Apparently Jim Slip is well known in the Bush and it has been known for some Aborigines to make a wooden effigy of me, stamp on it and then set it alight! I understand its a sign of hommage.............I think!

Susie - From some factory in North England

Susie is one of those lovely little English blondes I'm always going on about. I think they produce these girls at some factory in the North of England. She's absolutely beautiful and what made it even more fun, was her bouncing up and down on my dick, trying to get it into her arse.I'm giving Susie a 10/10 because...............I want to!

Tricia - A true UK streetsluts classic

How's this for a beautiful big-jugged Scouse babe. A true UK streetsluts classic. Even got some Golden Showers on this one. Anyway she fleeced me for £20 and my loose change before rampantly fucking like a slut possessed. She then offered me her tight arse-hole for I can't remember whether it was £5 or £10, anyway it was very good VFM, (value for money).

Agnes - Super model figure all 6ft5 of her

Welcome to "Agnes", yes I know she's got a dodgey name, but hey, the Yank names are just as daft, "Musky McRain", "Misty Showers", "Murky Waters". Anyway "Agnes" is a babe with a super model figure, all 6' 5" of her.Just my type, with legs that never seem to end. Anyway I'm giving her a full 10 rating for leg length and sheer "Fuckability".

Sahara - She is a dirty kinky Indian bitch

I've just had a message from my chief engineer, ol' "Spotty", saying, "Captain, the servers cannee take it, they're going to blow!" This is thanks to you lot, making the beautiful Sahara the most viewed update ever...........so please form an orderly queue! Yes I know she gets fucked up the arse, yes I know she's a dirty, kinky bitch and yes I know that she's a dribbleicious Asian babe. Anyway ol' Spotty has linked up all the servers together and packed them in ice, and now he's saying, "Cap'n, we running at warp factor 9, but I canee give ye any more power!!"...... So feel free to help yourselves!

Lily - Shagging a delicious UK streetslut

May I present the georgeous Lily, a true example of YOUNG BLONDE DELICIOUSNESS, that is my honour, nay, privilage to shag. I, Jim Slip boldly risk life and limb to screw such beautiful babes, and I do it all for you! Don't worry about my sciatica or my gammy joints, I will soldier on for Queen and Country!..........God Save The Queen!